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The Camel Who Broke the Straw’s Back

15 Nov

Don’t you hate when you have to use the top of a table to open your straw?

Maybe this is just me… But I can’t tear the straw paper by hand because I have fat fingers… So I grab the straw at its base and bang it on the table so that the straw can break the paper at the top.

Well… Clumsy me… When/if you grab the straw too high, sometimes the straw bends when you bang it. Sometimes when it bends, it breaks half way up the straw… As a result, it’s hard to get all of my beverage from the bottom of the cup… Thus…

KING’S LAW: Always grab it at the base.

#pause

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Posted by on November 15, 2010 in Daily Distractions

 

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2 responses to “The Camel Who Broke the Straw’s Back

  1. Michael Young History

    November 15, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    hahahahahahaha.

    awesome title. Random as hell. #Kingslaw

     
  2. craig

    November 16, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    #always

     

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