Chlamydia Koalas

27 Jan

In a world where Magic Johnson has the cure for AIDS in his bloodstream, you would think we could fix this…

Someone done fucked up all of the Koala Pussy...

The world’s koala population is being ravaged by an epidemic that would seem at odds with the animal’s image as the cuddly emblem of Australia. According to researchers, 50 to 80 percent of the marsupials are infected with a disease commonly associated with human promiscuity: chlamydia.

That’s right, chlamydia. The situation is so dire, in fact, that experts fear the koala may become extinct in a few decades if a vaccine isn’t developed.  Read More Here…

Just a reminder… Koalas have the liberty of being trifling and not going to the clinic… But that shouldn’t be an excuse for you.

KING’S LAW: Leave them Koala Pussy Hoes alone… unless you want to be endangered.


Posted by on January 27, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Random, Sex


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7 responses to “Chlamydia Koalas

  1. Chad Stanton

    January 27, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    That picture will haunt my nightmares

  2. MichaelYoungHistory

    January 27, 2011 at 11:12 AM


  3. justinfication

    January 27, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    ‘I got nothin’

    • ginandcigars

      January 31, 2011 at 10:05 PM

      ….at all…..damn lol

  4. Typo-Critical

    January 27, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    Only you would find a way to take some super-random wildlife infection and hide within it a subtle enough “get yourself tested” message to humans.

    “Leave them Koala Pussy Hoes alone.” I died laughing.

  5. MichaelYoungHistory

    February 3, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    That last line is still fucking CLASSIC

  6. MichaelYoungHistory

    February 8, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    That caption ROTFL


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