“In The Morning:” The Top Ten Breakfast Cereals of All Time

Hey thREADERS! I know I express the sentiments of a good number of you by saying I LOVE cereal. In fact, while I was in college, me and some of the other threaders had a “Cereal Night” (no joke) where everyone brought their favorite cereals. It was great, but it also made me realize something about myself that I should put out there now;

I judge people based on their cereal preferences…

It’s true. What cereal someone eats can tell you alot about a person. For example, if you eat Grape Nuts, I know that you probably think you are better than me as you eat that fiber-filled crap that tastes like…well…crap. Also, if you grew up on ANY of the following cereals, you probably had a bad childhood:

• Grape Nuts (Yuck!!!)
• Frosted Flakes and/or Fruit Loops (These cereals arent awful per se, but there is DEFINITELY a reason why these cereals are ALWAYS on sale and they come in boxes the size of your kitchen table. Also, if you put sugar on Frosted Flakes, i’m pretty sure you’ll have diabetes…)
• Raisin Bran (Milk + Raisins? Gross)
• Cream of Wheat (See below)
• Cheerios, Corn Flakes, Pops, etc. (Rule of Thumb: If you have to put sugar on it, its gross)
• Any cereal that comes in a bag (JUDGED!)
• King Vitaman (I can do nothing but laugh)

Cereal Night

Rule of Thumb: Don’t eat cereal with slaves on the cover

This speaks for itself. SMH.

#Fail

Ok…Now that we got that out of the way, lets get to the GOOD cereals that you won’t be judged for. Me and my girlfriend argued for hours to come up with this list, so here it goes! If we left your personal favorite off the list (or clowned your personal favorite above) leave comments!

10: Golden Grahams

Should be ranked alot higher, but they get soggy entirely too fast...nothing worse than soggy cereal. NOTHING.

#9: Cocoa Puffs

The bird is kind of a coon, but y'all know you love that chocolate milk at the end...

#8: Honey Nut Cheerios

Lowers cholesterol AND tastes great...

#7: Apple Jacks

Solid cereal. Also takes about 30 years for them to get soggy. Yum.

#6: Reese’s Puffs

Note: Cap'n Crunch's Peanut Butter cereal is also good, but Reese's is better. A cereal that tastes like a Reese cup was a surefire idea.

#5: (Honey Graham) Oh’s

Cheap and amazing. Love this cereal. Delicious.

#4: Waffle Crisp

This cereal tastes EXACTLY like waffles with syrup. Mouth watering...

#3: Fruity Pebbles

Ok, so they get soggy fast. They STILL crack the top 3! Thats how good they are! Thanks Mr. Flintstone.

#2: Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries

Its not just the crunch berries that make it amazing; It's also the treasure chests. Nobody dislikes this cereal, even if it does cut the roof of your mouth (See below).

Doesn't hurt that the greatest superhero of all time is named after this cereal. MINTBERRY CRUNCH!!!!

#1: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

G.O.A.T. Nuff' said. They are great with or without milk, and would even taste good with water (c) Craig in Friday

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